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POSEIDON REX Chomps Up A Big Cheese Sandwich

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Poseidon Rex

POSEIDON REX should be a drinking game. Anytime you see bad acting, horrible CGI, a nice pair of knockers, or a Boom Mic you have to drink. If you were playing, your blood alcohol level would be 34.3 by the end of the opening credits. Don’t get me wrong this is a fun film!

POSEIDON REX follows a treasure hunter, Jackson Slate (Brian Krause) who is being chased by some cartel looking for their money. Jackson has found a boat that … Ah shit there’s a big-ass-swimming-T-Rex-monster chasing and eating people the rest doesn’t matter does it?

POSEIDON REX falls in line of the genius that was SHARKNADO. This one does cross that line of a really bad film turing good. I laughed I giggled, I shook my head in disbelief. All with the admiration of director Mark L. Lester, who also directed one of my favorite action movies COMMANDO.

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Poseidon Rex

The P-Rex itself is a riot, when it’s walking the feet don’t even touch the ground, and when it’s in the water it barley makes a wake in the water. It chops up boats, leaves trinkets floating in the water but no parts of the boat are left behind. Here a couple of things I leaned from T-Rexnado, I mean POSEIDON REX:

-When being chased by a water dwelling P-Rex, have sex with a blonde with the biggest boobs, no matter if the P-Rex can show up at any minute.

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Anne McDaniels in Poseidon Rex

-When you find a military base that’s been vacant for 30 years, there WILL be a brand new plane, with gas handy and a rocket launcher (oh and the utilities will still be on to power the base).

-There are such things as immortal jellyfish “that don’t die”.

-When checking to see if your girlfriend is dead, if her chest is going up and down (breathing) just leave her cause she’s obviously dead.

-The dude speaking with a Jamaican accent, gold tooth, and one fucked up eye is always the leader of the gang.

There’s more but I don’t want to spoil it for you.

Bottom line if you like these types of movies, like I do, you’re going to love it, laugh and have a goodtime, if not you’re going to hate it. Well even if you think you’re going to hate it, it does have Anne McDaniels in it who I can watch all day long!

Anderson Digital and ITN Distribution will be releasing POSEIDON REX on iTunes and in theaters on April 18th.

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Chad Armstrong

President/Co-Owner at LC Films
Chad Armstrong is a writer/producer/director who was born and raised in Long Beach CA. In 2009 he relocated to Alabama where he founded LeglessCorpse, a site dedicated to independent horror films, and soon after created the indie horror distribution company LeglessCorpse Films (currently known as LC Films). Not only is he co-owner of LeglessCorpse.com and LC Films he is also President of the newly formed Back Aisle Video label. Chad's most recent feature film is Deimosimine, and currently in development on the feature film Blood Dancers 2: Full Moon.

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