SCHIZO (1976): Retro Review…It’s All In The Timing

I always try to go at any film respecting the time that it was made; granted, that’s not always easy, but otherwise, it would be near-impossible to enjoy classics like Nosferatu, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, or even later films like Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Thing from Another World, […]

DOLLS (1987): Retro Review…A Grim, Grown-Up Fairytale

Fairytales are the stuff born of nightmares; I think it’s pretty safe to say that such cautionary morality stories were one of the primary forerunners of the modern horror film. Spirits, “little people”, goblins and long-leggedy beasties…I can’t come up with a single fright film out of the many that I’ve seen that doesn’t have […]

MR. JONES Great Story, Horribly Shot

Mr. Jones tells the story of Scott and Penny a couple going into the woods so Scott can shot a documentary. Penny has given up her career in order to accompany Scott on this endeavor. As time goes on the couples relationship becomes troubled, until the discovery of Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones to many is […]

PROPHECY (1979): Retro Review…We Grow ‘Em Big Out Here

“She lives…Don’t Move…Don’t Breathe…There’s Nowhere To Run…She Will Find You…” So ran the commercial tagline for Prophecy, John Frankenheimer’s 1979 enviro-horror flick.  I gotta tell you, this (at the time) eight-year-old mouse often had the shit scared out of him when this low, somber narration would come outta the TV, coupled with the horrific single-frame […]

BLOODY BIRTHDAY (1981): Retro Review

The idea of our children going bad is an old fear; the prodigals returning to usurp the parents is a tale that’s been told since at least ancient Greece, and likely for much longer.  Horror films, as with all of the other primal shared fears we have, picked up on this almost from the start.  […]

PROFILE OF A KILLER (2012): Review

Once again, I unlimbered the ol’ La-Z-Boy and kicked back to enjoy a film that, while not horror in the generally accepted sense, still fit the bill in terms of subject matter, levels of tension, and the dark thoughts that you’re forced to consider as you watch. Profile of a Killer came outta the box […]

NURSE AKA NURSE 3D: I Would Have Rather Drank From A Bedpan

Here’s a great example of a Production Company taking more time developing exceptional marketing materials instead of focusing on a good film. Nurse 3-D, you know the movie you couldn’t go online or open a genre magazine without seeing the Olivia de Berardinis type poster art. The art was eye catching, beautiful. sexy, and intriguing, […]

PHANTASM 4 OBLIVION (1998): To The Desert, Booyyyy

Besides a quick flashback sequence and a shot of The Tall Man walking slowly through the haunted halls of a mausoleum, Phantasm 4 starts off right where three left off. Mike has told Reggie to leave him be and takes off on his own, Reggie decides to give up the fight against the Tall Man […]

DARK HOUSE (2014): Review…Missed It By THAT much…

It’s always frustrating when I find a new flick that grabs my attention, then drops me on my ass.  You Fellow Fans know what I’m talking about; a movie starts out fairly strong, gets you into the story, keeps you interested…then slides off the plate somewhere between the second and third reel.  Sometimes it just […]

PHANTASM II (1988): “Welcome Home, Boy”

EDITOR’S NOTE: this started out being a review, but as the writing progressed it became more of a retrospective. Regardless, I hope the main points come through that I originally sat down to write. Almost 9 years after the original Phantasm, Don Coscarelli gifted us with the follow up film, Phantasm II. This film is […]