Well we’ve gone and done it… finished She Kills! This movie has been our long in the making epic, and though it won’t be available for general release till 2017, you can lock down one of the leftover House Shark fundraiser copies and brag to your friends about it!
She Kills is hitting film festivals right now, with three announced and three more to be announced soon. It is also hitting iTunes & Amazon VOD later this year, and a small selection of limited edition physical media was put up for sale as part of our House Shark fundraiser earlier this year. It only made sense to order even numbers on the limited edition Blus, DVDs and VHS (it actually saves $$s), so those extras copies are what we will be offering this Sunday night starting at 7pm EST. They are VERY limited, and are expected to ship around the end of May (also note: these copies will continue to help us finance House Shark, which wraps production this August – so help indie cinema get made dammit!!!).
SYNOPSIS — Sadie’s life is destroyed when a vicious gang called “The Touchers” targets her for their sadistic fantasies after witnessing her sexy but innocent naked frolicking in a nearby field. On her wedding night they attack her and her husband Edward, brutalizing both of them. But during the attack the virgin bride discovers a dangerous secret about her body – she is cursed with the legendary “Fire Crotch”, a condition where Satan has laid claim to her vagina. After visiting her fortune teller friend Casparella, a space exorcism is attempted on her meat flaps, but it only ends up unlocking secret hidden powers inside her. Her hatchet wound becomes lethal, her most deadly weapon in her thirst for revenge against The Touchers and her fight against lustful men everywhere.
“SHE KILLS is raunchy, gory, and altogether wrong in so many ways. It’s also a pretty damn good time.”
-Ain’t It Cool News
“This sh*t is off the wall bat-sh*t insane and I loved every single o’er the top (way, way o’er, my creeps) moment!”
-Famous Monsters of Filmland
“Non stop in laughs and gore, She Kills belongs alongside the heavyweight greats such as Dear God, No! and Father’s Day“.
“She Kills is an awesome, crude, low budget grindhouse homage comedy that is easily the most pro-woman movie since the original I Spit On Your Grave.”
“I have yet to see another film like this. I have watched so many indie and low budget films and reviewed thousands, nothing with a premise this so fucking off the wall. She Kills really delivers something that fans are going to really get excited about.”
“The overt homages work in this zany throwback’s favor, fitting nicey beside purposely shoddy practical effects, involving shot penises, torn off breasts, people getting eaten by monstrous vaginas, and so on. Sure, modern grindhouse wannabes are a tired trend, but through sheer lunacy that makes Troma seem sober, She Kills rises above its stale contemporaries.”
-Rue Morgue Magazine
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